I should get out of bed, but the covers are too heavy.
I should take a shower, but I can’t get out of bed because the covers are too heavy.
I should get over my fear of leaving the house, but I smell because I haven’t showered yet.
I should go out there and buy some food, but if I go outside, people will laugh and hold their noses because I smell.
I should eat, but I have no food, because I can’t go outside, because I smell, and the covers are just too goddamn heavy.
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Coulda, shoulda, woulda. I should stop writing self-indulgent posts for the daily prompt.
Haha! Love the way you built each line from the previous! This is great! Simple and sweet
Thanks!
Oh man. It’s gross and rainy outside here today so I know EXACTLY how heavy the covers can feel sometimes, haha.
Hey this is great! Funny too!
Thanks!
Those pesky heavy covers, always thwarting our plans for the day. Especially on cold mornings when the somehow know to be extra heavy. Grumble, grumble….
I know! So much easier to stay in bed!
HA HA! That wa me this morning!
Well said in a few short words!
How do I say thank you in dog-speak? (I know you are fluent in English, but it is nice to be polite)
I do best with hugs. That’s the best human affection I’ve experienced thusfar.
Simple humor. Mousy. I like it.
“Mousy” – I like that too.